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Science Projects Are Canceled: It’s Time to Stop Smoking Your Chemistry Teacher’s Failed Homework Assignments!

Ming Li finally realizes that being Nicki Minaj’s sister is a full-time job with excellent benefits!

Diddy is Coming Home in 2028, Giving Everyone Four Years to Change Their Identity and Move Away

Belly Gang Kushington Drops More Heat In Sixty Seconds Than My Microwave Does All Week!

Goodie Mob at 30: Big Gipp Refuses to Let CeeLo Put the Dirty South in a Retirement Home!

Loe Shimmy Drops New Music Because Pretty Girlz Run The World And He Just Works Here

Nike’s Brand Protection Is So Strong They Even Tried To Keep This Massive Internal Scandal Exclusive.

International Diplomacy: Now Featuring More Plot Twists Than a High-Stakes Reality TV Finale!

Drake Wears ‘The Only LeBron’ Shirt, Leaving Bronny James Wondering If He Actually Exists

Drake is Handing Out $400k Watches Like Party Favors While I’m Still Splitting the Check at Applebee’s

Pooh Shiesty Offered $700k For Bond, But The Judge Said See You When The iPhone 20 Drops

The Russos are Back and RDJ is the Villain Because Marvel Decided Retirement is Just a Suggestion.